I sent out an email yesterday and thought I’d post it here as well, along with few updates.

This was done all in good fun. Every one of these people are actually friends of mine and they’re all AWESOME trainers and speakers. Please take a minute to vote for your favorites here.

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Dear Subscriber,

Despite numerous death threats, I’ve decided to risk my very life to expose an evil plot by a diabolic marketing cabal that is conspiring to destroy all that is good in this world.

What’s worse is, these leaders have amassed so much power and influence, that for the last couple of years, many of you have actually paid them money to help further their devious scheme for industry (and world) domination. And they’re going to DO IT AGAIN THIS YEAR!

Yes, these insane “cult leaders” do in fact walk among us…

And yes, in an attempt to silence me they have resorted to threats of physical violence including “tequila boarding” (kind of like water boarding, but with Jose Cuervo instead of water).

Their names are Raymond Fong and Fernando Ceballos.

And they, along with their malicious marketing minions will stop at nothing to keep me off the stage at No Excuses Summit III!

You can help put a stop these cultist’s evil scheme by casting your vote for me to speak here.

Right next to the picture of that very handsome guy (yeah, that’s me) look for and click on the Facebook “Like” button and/or the Google “+1″ button.

Why I feel kind of like Presidential Candidate Ron Paul…

(See Ray Higdon’s awesome post about Ron Paul here)

At First, the establishment simply ignored me…

But since I began exposing them for the villains they are by posting on Facebook, and secretly amassing an army of supporters (48 people so far) to ensure that I get on stage at No Excuses, now they’ve enlisted the help of some their evil cultist cronies…

Stooge #1: Introducing David Wood…

If you don’t know who this David Wood guy is, let me just start by saying he has links to the Rothschild’s, the Rockefeller’s, the Morgan’s and other global elitist who were behind the creation of the Federal Reserve. (That’s a whole other conspiracy for another email. For now it’s important to understand that they’re bad news.)

David Wood is also a Mind Control Expert who’s been doing the CIA’s dirty work as a private contractor and consultant for many years.

I discovered this fact just a couple of months ago after he manipulated 80% the audience at Live The Dream to buy stuff from him by putting them into a hypnotic trance using a combination of NLP and psychic telepathy.

Sidenote: Here’s a little know fact about Mr. Wood. Did you know he was second in command of the CIA funded “remote viewing” experiments from the 1950′s to the 1970′s? It’s true, and in fact he’s actually 72 years old, but has utilized alien technology (given to him by Ray Higdon) to unnaturally extend his life.

Help me expose David Wood for the CIA mind-control elitist he is by voting for me to speak at No Excuses Summit here.

Stooge #2: Daegan Smith…

Another culprit by the name of Daegan Smith has recently also been commissioned to rally against me.

Mr. Smith (Like that’s his real last name) “fronts” as a “Traffic Guru” in our industry, but is actually one of the highest paid and most influential lobbyists in the world representing Big Pharma and Big Agra.

Additionally, he is the most trusted advisor of the Grand Master of the Ku Klux Klan. He has also been spotted attending the notorious Bilderberg Group meetings for the last several years.

Look, I know what you’re thinking.

“Daegan is African American, how can he be a part of the KKK?”

Because he’s NOT really African American at all! He’s actually very caucasian and I dug up a baby picture of him to prove it.

So there you have it. PROOF Daegan is actually a white dude.

If you think white supremacists are lame, vote for me to speak at No Excuses Summit here.

Stooge #3: Tod Falcone.

Todd Falcone is a guy you don’t want to mess with. He not only has connections to the Mafia, but he owns 3 of the largest lumber companies responsible for decimating the rain forests in South America.

Just last month I ran into him in Amsterdam where he was coordinating a major operation for the import of illegal cannabis into the U.S.

I of course didn’t know anything about it until after a few beers, at which time he actually started bragging to me about his exploits.

Don’t be disarmed by the fact that he’s an occasional cross-dresser!

It’s clearly a ploy to keep people’s guards down by making them think he’s totally harmless, which couldn’t be further from the truth.

This man is a danger to society and the rain forests of South America!

If you think Todd should stick to men’s clothing and you like rain forests, vote for me!

Stooge #4: Ann Sieg

Ann is considered by many to be one of the most influential and powerful criminal masterminds living today.

She recently met with several members of congress to discuss how they could get a bill passed that would allow the government to bypass the U.S. Constitution and detain American citizens indefinitely without due process of law.

After this “behind closed door” meeting ended, a new bill was born…

Yep, you guessed right. It’s said that she was responsible for not only authoring the draconian bill known as the National Defense Authorization Act, but later convincing President Obama to sign it into law.

Oh, and here’s an update on February 19th.

Obviously Ann was totally freaked out that I EXPOSED her in my email yesterday and posted this:

Who can just call up a Senator and chit chat on the phone with them and convince them to withdraw support?

I’ll tell you who. Ann Sieg can because she’s the one who actually DRAFTED the SOPA bill, not Lamar Smith (Daegan’s cousin) as she claimed.

This was Ann’s attempt at a desperate ploy to cover up her involvement.

Let’s keep em’ running scared!

If you like freedom, vote for me to speak at No Excuses Summit.

Stooge #5: Mark Hoverson

It’s claimed by many that Mr. Hoverson alone pulls the strings of EVERY organized crime boss in Europe and the Americas.

Even though he has control over pretty much every criminal organization worth mentioning, to this day he prefers to do his own “dirty work” and regularly assassinates anyone who opposes him… or even looks at him the wrong way.

A few things about Mark you might not know.

1. He doesn’t like to wear any clothing (except a hat) and actually owns several nudist resorts frequented by the worlds most powerful and elite perverts where they worship pagan gods while dancing around a bonfire… all while naked. You should see the private guest list I got a hold of. It’s the who’s who of the power-elite consisting of Congressmen, Senators, even former presidents…

2. Mark is the only guy in the world Chuck Norris is afraid of. 

3. Mark is also (according to David Wood) a time traveler who was responsible for creating the Sphinx and Pyramids at Giza, as well as several of the pyramids of indigenous cultures in the Americas. He was worshiped as a god, and numerous human beings and animals have been sacrificed in his name over the last several thousand years.

If you think time travelers who like to get naked are weird, vote for me to speak at No Excuses Summit.

Stooge #6: Meet Ray Higdon

IMPORTANT UPDATE: I know I said this guy was cool before, but I lied. Mostly because more than anyone else, Ray scares the crap out of me.

Here’s a guy who supposedly went from being in the audience at No Excuses Summit I, to speaking at No Excuses Summit II.

He also became the number #1 earner in his company in less than a year.

Question: What kind of “person” does that?

Answer: NOT A PERSON, but an alien!

That’s right ladies and gentlemen, Ray is NOT human. He’s an alien reptilian hybrid. He wears that human skin like a wolf in sheep’s clothing.

Seriously, who wears a platinum suit?

I’ll tell you… an alien, that’s who. That suit he’s wearing is actually a space suit that protects him from the high levels of radiation emitting from his spaceship.

Again, the reason I said before that he’s one of the good guys is because I’m really, really afraid of him… and because he lives kind of close to me… and because he eats people.

Yes, it’s true. He. Eats. People.

He even tried to eat me once! Here’s the true story…

I was just two days away from leaving for my trip to Shanghai, China and I’m hanging out with Ray for maybe the third time ever.

Ray says “dude, you are really skinny. You need to eat more. Here have one of these cookies.”

I’m like “Oh, OK, thanks dude… these are really good cookies.”

The next day, here’s what I looked like:

You see, Ray (cleverly disguised in his human skin) offered me a cookie with some weird alien ingredient that caused temporary spontaneous weight gain.

I’m a pretty smart guy, so I put 2 and 2 together and figure it out. He gave me that cookie to fatten me up so he could EAT ME.

Fortunately, I was already safe in communist China when I finally got fat enough to meet his weight standards for consumption.

By the way, his wife Jess is an alien to. It’s pretty obvious once you get to know them really. Have you ever met a better looking, nicer couple? No way, because it’s all an act.

Look, I can go on and on and list names and crimes, but all you really need to know is almost every single speaker at No Excuses Summit, with the exception of myself and Ray Higdon Diane Hochman, are a very integral and active part of this cultic marketing cabal.

Most of them regularly participate in animal sacrifices, and in their spare time, they enjoy beating up small children.

It’s time for us to take a stand and expose these people for who they are.

Vote for me to speak at No Excuses Summit Here.

Thanks for your support!

Tim Erway

P.S. Now that I’ve had a little bit of fun…

There are a lot of great speakers on deck for No Excuses Summit III. Please go and vote for your favorites right here.